Awesome class

Just got to my car.. about to goto the gym., going to catch up on English homework. Do WORK J.S.!!!!

Hi

I see you, don't you think that's a bit funny.I'm at 39 blogs now .I think
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bye

so im off, .. i think i have 44 blogs now..=p,, or at least i should have 44.. on my way to the valley college campus.. im going to do some schoolwork their in the parking lot.=p!

dividing..

i like the way my tremendous math skills orchestrated an outline to accomplish the blogging task. i believe im going good with time. I took time to observe my fellow colleagues' blogs, and unsurprisingly, they too are blogging at a rapid rate to achieve the forty-five mark by midnight=p

THAnk You

so is it 45 blogs???,.. hey., ummm.,, lets say i kinda copy and paste a few blogs from the past you know.., and just rearrange some words in order for it not to be complete plagarism of myself?? will that still be a valid post..,, I LOVE YOUR CLASS PROF OBERMAN..!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ALLOWING ME TO ATTEND YOUR CLASS AND 2) FOR BEING ABLE TO COPE WITH MY LACK OF DISCIPLINE WHEN IT COMES TO FINISHING ASSIGNMENTS (CLASSWORK/HOMEWORK). its been a huge benefit to have you as my english teacher during my first class of college.! im very thankful and HONESTLY BELIEVE GOD put me in your class to prepare me for the MASTER'S COLLEGE. [(im very aware that my belief may be inaccurate,(with respect to God purposing my attendance for another reason)] =p, But Thank You very much for being the way you are. I Promise your bit of leniency is a huge benefit in My Life!

11.59

so... 11.59 huh... well!!! im off to start blogging.. i think i need 10 to complete 45.. so that means 3.33 blogs during the next hour for 3 consecutive hours...hmmm .. on account of me going to play bball after class..

Comparison and contrast

So I'm listening to a theology video on a doctrine called Calvinism by my favorite teacher, John MacArthur (president of the Masters college). As he's distinguishing a part of the doctrine, I notice he's describing two topics in the same "paragraph".,  I suddenly remember the essay due tomorrow and the blogs I have to finish.! Luckily no speech class homework

TGIM

I love education. APPLIED KNOWLEDGE IS POWER RIGHT? i wonder who said that quote???., whats your opiniion on the quote "

“I would rather earn 1% off a 100 people's effortsthan 100% of my own efforts.”

i need to get back on my quotes extra credit tasks. im going to stick to Bible quotes, as well as Jim Rohn, Robert Kiyosaki, Dennis Waitley, Brian Tracy , Zig Ziglar, Napolean Hill, Andre & Dale Carnegie, Warren Buffet, and ill try to implement some einstein in there.

hmm???

have i mentioned im a huge procrastinator!!!!!!, wow, i spelled it right. guess what im doing/just starting????, well i have to finnish reading ella minnow pea front to back by tomoroow, finish the fire story questions, study for vocab test, finish final draft, oh yea and not to mention my speech outline due in a few hours., got alot in mind, oh this blogger as well..

wednesday already??!!-_-

1 week left for spring break,!=) no school at mission college next monday either..! , but back on wednesday, got persuasive essay topic due and also finish audience analysis/ asking classmates questions regarding my topic on my persuasive speech..!, went prospecting today for new business around the pacoima area.! first time going door to door to businesses, prospecting for empolyer sponsored retirement plans. it was pretty fun, just need to expand my knowledge on how to set up 401k's, sep ira's, single k's, etc. NEED TO IMPROVE MY SKILLS AND ABILITIES!!!., NEED TO DEVELOP DISCIPPLINE AMD READ!!!!

7 weeks..

I have officially been in college for 7 weeks now...-_-... it is kind of how i expected it but i still need to get used to this. i have to learn not to procrastinate with my home work assignments. i stay up late to do them a night before class starts.! not cool., that then leads me to come home from speech class monday and wednesday morning and catch some quick sleep...._-_ then that pretty much slows down my whole day... but lets "reframe" this.. reframe is a term i learned while reading a book last night for my speech class exam#. i actually started reading last night for my speech exam., i havent read like that in years, or maybe even my whole life., it was about 25 pages that i read out of 70 that i was suppose to., I HAVE TO LEARN TO READ WAY MORE OFTEN!!! so i started yesterday, figured out that im easily distracted with my phone/youtube! see you tonight teach...

Sick...

It appears to me that I got sick, I believe Tuesday night was the beginning of it.! I woke up on Wednesday with a bad side throat., then by the evening I began to sneeze, since then I've felt like crap! Especially in the morning before showering, funny thing is that when im already up and running, I get much better, them I goto sleep and wake up sick again!!!!!-_-..

Masters college

Masters!!!! I'm at the master's college as we speak..! I would love to come here..:) came to join a friend for his biblICAL counseling class,. Part of his cps (center for professional studies) completion program.

Thursday

Thursday was a cool day., so I'm working/waiting on a pending trade for that one school teacher I told you about., and this last Thursday I sat down with an existing client my mom already has with term life ins. She called wanting some info on savings/investing for emergencies, retirement, etc. So I gave her some basic fundamental suggestions. She started putting away $50 on a monthly basis into a money market/ emergency acct and put $1000 into an individual short term savings., retirement acct coming soon ,maybe a year or two with 50 a month as well.  As far as commissions, its very little, no commission on money market because there is no sales charges. Monthly trades on equity funds/ retirement and short term savings have a one time 4-5% sales charge. Out of the sales charge , my commission rate is about 37% of that. As far as commission, Their is also a small 12-b1 fee that I receive on a monthly basis, which increases the more assets under management I have. My goal this year is to have a total of 500k-750k in aum, right now I have about 125k in aum. Very little but its a good start compared to the expectations that most people have especially from the office where I originated.

Monday:)

So homework for English class in a few. I remembered that u had to write out final draft and thought it was going to be a super long assignment but then remembered It's saved to my computer:) how awesome! THANK GOD FOR TECHNOLOGY!!!!.  SO TIME TO STUDY FOR VOCABULARY TEST, ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS , VOCABULARY SENTENCES, AND A FEW OTHERS., REMIND ME TO HAND MY PHONE OVER TO YOU DURING THE TEST SO I WILL NOT BE TEMPTED TO CHEAT SINCE I TOOK A PICTURE OF THE BOARD REMEMBER.:P

:'(

Today I didn't go to speech class! I was super tired in the morning-_- I hate being tired. I was not presenting a speech today so I felt comfortable being absent compared to a more important day. When we don't present, we just sit as the audience critics. Same program on Wednesday.

Gnight

Goodnight prof., kind of feeling like shit but oh well, that's life.. LOL, I remember Mr castillo saying in the beginning of the semester.., " life is just a big shit sandwich" Haha I immediately imagined a good amount of feesis/shit in between 2 slices of bread about to enter someone's mouth.. pretty disgusting huh..?

Craigslist

Isn't it crazy how fast stuff sells on Craigslist., my Bro was just hired as an unofficial broker for his friends car.. the person wanted at least 800$ for the car, my Bro sold it for 1600 so he made profit about 800 bucks just for taking some pics and posting it on the web. Crazy stuff huh

Lazy...

Gosh I'm way behind with this blog..-_- I don't feel right not blogging., hey btw, how's krant? Did you end up meeting up with him? Que dice?., so that kid that posted 8 blogs in one day?, he still got credit for every blog right?.. see you mañana:)

Goodnight

Hehe its about to be 2 am and I feel as if I'm going to sleep early!! Compared to my usual 5 am sleep before a speech class , oh yea by the way, I have to presentation my informative speech tomorrow, so I'll see how that goes.. be up in about 4 hours-_-..  my topic is the stock market... I hate having to say a speech exactly how someone tells me to talk., like I'm use to presenting in public but this type of organized speech is killing me.., well I guess its for the best of me right????

English 101.

gosh my day especially during speech class was pretty hectic.., so. it turns out that every printing place at mission college is closed by the time class starts at 7.30. professor long does not accept late work..., late work = incomplete assignment. Incomplete assignments = no opportunity to present speech. not presenting a speech means a grade of zero for the speech grade, in this case about 15% of the entire SEMESTER'S grade...
"but Prof. Long, I completed the assignment but i just could not print it." NOPE INCOMPLETE"...
"But"...
"SEE ME AT MY OFFICE AFTER CLASS"
so after class i rush to the library, order a print card at the library, run back to my laptop in my car to transfer the documents to my thumbdrive because apparently i failed to transfer them in the proper manner last night/ earlier today, go back to librray, successfully print the documents, run to her class before she begins her next lesson, then i catch her about 10 steps away from opening her door,. she accepted my papers.!!!!!
"LOOOK, LISTEN TO ME, LOOK AT ME.., DO NOT SAY A WORD ABOUT THIS TO ANYONE( obviously my classmates , so this doesnt apply to blogging), YOU HEAR ME? NO ONE!!!!!!!"
"OK... THANK YOU"

Finished., 4 am again!

Gosh, can you believe I barely finished my speech homework.,, I'll do yours tomorrow after speech class, this mapping out speech think was killing me! , I had to type my complete 5 min informative speech but worst of all was that I had to put the words inside little dumb boxes.! Wth!. I barely know how to open up Microsoft word.! But I finished.  Then I had to type in mla format the works cited/ bibliography.! Gosh I hope I typed the assignments the right way, or else I'm going to be really pissed off at myself since I've been up for about 3.5 hours.

Time to go

Got two classes that need homework to be completed! -_-.. speech class requires a speech to be written out with certain parts of the speech outlined as the thesis, attention grabber, back up/ support sentence, etc..,  and ENGLISH101 NEEDS HER ASSIGNMENT AS WELL, HMM... DECISIONS DECISIONS
I HAVE NEITHER ASSIGNMENT STARTED AND I NEED TO COMPLETE IT BY TONIGHT!. I KNOW I'LL FEEL A LOT BETTER ONCE IT'S FINISHED.!

finished

Again, did homework!!! wowo.., i dont recall anytime in my school life where ive actually took time to do homework like ive done in these last couple of weeks. i think me typing on laptop  involving technology makes it easier for me to sit down and do work. the downfall with this is that i have very little disciplinary skills !!!!, i have to manage my time better!!!!!!!!! ive been writing with the reminder of trying to sound educated..=p, while at the same time knowing that i might just be soounding idiotic but who cares right, at least im writing and improving... and at least i know that i could be sounding stupid and not denying it huh.. im referring to my writing assignments that we turn in.

Sodium Lauryl Sulfate???

Cmon Proffessor , are you serious!!!??? =p,
well.., lets take a shot..., with my extensive amount of research, i totally came up with this original concept/thesis. here goes... totally me ok..

"Sodium dodecyl sulfate (SDS or NaDS), sodium laurilsulfate or sodium lauryl sulfate (SLS) is an organic compound with the formula CH₃(CH₂)₁₁OSO₃Na). It is an anionic surfactant used in many cleaning and hygiene products."

NOTTTTT!!!!, as you can see, if i was serious, this woulde be a definite red flag for plagerism.! THAT WAS WIKIPEDIA!!! NOT jOSE G. SALAZAR.

Serious time now, This Bubbler ingredient, is used for hygiene products that i would easily relate to showering utencils that cause bubbles and shaving cream. Also in cleaning supplies such as degreasers, Floor cleaners, and car wash soaps., With toothpaste that contains sls, studies showed that sls paste increased the possibility of getting "white soars" or some type of ulcer in the mouth. Stats actually showed about a 10% decrease from sls-free toothpaste

This thing obviously causes skin irritation, especially if your skin is ultra-sensative/fragile/weak/you come from a weak unhealthy malnourished family..!=p.., jkjkjk!!!! This sls is also pretty potent, penetrating even the brain and liver and sometimes even the heart.. It can also cause hair loss so i would assume that's pretty depressing for a female thinking that she is using the newest/most improved shampoo/conditioner and find out that it's actually causing her a bald spot!

I googled most of this so im sure thats its 100% accurate right?;) mainly wikipedia and this site: http://www.healthy-communications.com/slsmostdangerousirritant.html, I hope this counts as 1 of our 5 blogs for the week!

4.44

I set my alarm to ring at 6.am and it rings at 4.44., it appears that my alarm clock is 1 whole hour ahead for some mysterious reason -_-., I've woken up twice now before my actual wake up!, that ain't right! Hope you have a great morning professor/ms oberman;)

Gas is up, reminds me of my high school days when i first started driving

sorry for yesterdays vent..=p, I hope you have a great weekend Prof Oberman!=) today seems like a good day to be productive!., "always do the most productive thing in every giving moment" -Tom Hopkins.
Im looking forward to the quotes assignment every class., i hope that makes somewhat of an impact to my grade.. so is there some sort of length or width to how long my explanation should be? Im putting Gas today , again!!!, my little 4 cylinder  sentra is hungry, finished up her tank from tuesday, and now she wants some more.! got my ella minnow pea book, now jus waiting for 1984. $4 each including shiiping.

Strike

I think I'm going on strike for blogging! Is that ok, I mean, do I still get credit for starting a strike on blogger, getting away with impunity:P

13k!!!! drop

missed a blog yesterday so im already one behind.-_-!!. oh and btw, just in case u know right off the top of your head.,, how was my homework???..=p, gosh i havent done an assignment in years!!! (about4).., and even when i was in high school, like cmon, to have a "D" average, you obviously know i didnt do too many assignments even then right.., oh yea and 13k is where the djia (dow jones industrial average) closed a few days ago. its below that amount today, but the last time it was at 13k was right before the financial crisis in 08., so were at a 4 year high!!!=)., its crazy how just about 6 months ago, the dow was a little above 10k., mainly due to the u.s .downgrade id say., but hey, for bullish investors that saw opportunity in aug/sep when everyone else thought the world was collapsing , they recieved a nice 25% gain in a few months., for now at least.

TEN!!!!

YES!!!!!!!! Finally.... the ROCK HAS COME BACK!!!!!!...... to Academia..=p., just a spark of excitement,!, i finished the 10 Blogs!!!! and i completed the 4 questions!!!!., wow, feeels like this is my 6th blog of the day.,, im very happy that i did it, not too proud because this is just whats expected, not a huge accomplishment, but i would like to consider it a huge advancement which could be considered a huge accomplishment..! get it? i typed my homework today and tried my best to use the MLA FORMAT. Most likely i made mistakes considering that this is my first time using it after i first heard of its existence about 2 weeks ago, How funny, i was very nervous just by doing homework!!!, i urinated 3 times as i did it.=p took me about 3 hours with a lot of thought and an increased amount of effort as to prior assignments..=p, i hope i answered correctly and i hope it was not too much words than what was expected.! i feel my discipline is improving.! looking forward to tonight..

BOOKS!!!

8 down, 2 to go!!!, bookss..?? noo not books, Blog posts..=) Had my speech class today, I was happy/enthusisatic as i woke today being filled with the normal amount of energy, !! HAD A GOODNIGHT SLEEP LAST NIGHT. I'm finally relieved that i rented the sundance reader, And bought the natural speaker 7th edition! Total of $112!!! for 2 pretty thin paperback books., haha. I usually price books in my head just by looking at how thin or thick it is, and it's usually accurate, until i met college textbooks/ thin books!!!! im Developing good habits now when it comes to school and time management!., 1 more to go by 6 pm!.=)

It's a beautiful Sunday morning.,

Cold weather is nice., hot weather is not!., today is Sunday, My favorite day of the week. I Love coming to church to learn and worship. Hehe, last night was pretty hectic I'd say, my cousin slept over and Oscar walked home until about 3 am. It was funny how my Bro invited Oscar/CANZ to hang out ( my Bro and his wife and 3 year old son live at home still with me& parents, other sister in law just moved out on Thursday since she misses her fam and feels lonely since my Bro is still in jail, bout 3 yrs left). My Bro and cousin were hanging out at home after work yesterday when suddenly, a phone call from cans is received! My Bro predictably invited him over with the condition of him bringing the alcohol.! My bro's plan was to redeem his alcoholic beverages that Oscar had consumed on Thursday!, then to take off to theatres with his wife. I had plans to take off to eat dinner with my mom., so my Bro, in a very sneaky sense, tried to pull a fast one on me!., Haha, b4 I leave to eat with my mom, he makes a few remarks with my mom next to me," jay make sure to attend your guests." [since it is usually  me who have them over for haircuts and the hanging out/drinking obviously comes along, thus making me the one at fault for having them over in the first place!( I don't drink)],
That being said, I just found my brother so funny being the typical older Bro., luckily everyone was safe, no d.u.I.'s or violence in a Sense. Now , time to walk to temple:) oops i mean church :P.., HAVE AN AWESOME DAY PROFESSORA!

FRIDAY, SAT, SUNDAY

MANNNN, THIS BLOG THING CAN REALLY BACK TRACK ME!!! I GUESS I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS BLOG/ ASSIGNMENT AS AN OBLIGATION RATHER THAN AN INDULGENCE:P WHAT I MEAN BY THAT IS THAT I HAVE TO DEVELOP MY WRITING HABITS ASAP!., thanks oberman for figuring out a way to make us get into a habit of writing., I have to change my view of this thing and considered it a REAL TASK, which I know it is, but I have to make my brain considered this as hw so I can ace it.! Typical hangout spot tonight at the shop ...! AGAIN!-_-., & THANKS FOR SETTING THIS BLOG UP AS AN assignments that we can finish during the week and not have to on the weekends, unless your slow like me..

Thirsty Thursday

Wowsers... Today was a pretty wild day for my clients at the shop.. It appears that vodka really creeps up on people out of nowhere!.-_-., the only dislike I have from my shop is the custom that people portray it as a hanging out spot.!., what's wrong with that right?

wtheck today is WEDNESDAY!!!

HAPPY HUMP DAY MATE..=P , I have decided to count the days as they go., this post is my 5th,. 5 down&5 to go.! so, thanks to my fabulous math skills,(i placed math 123b, but it should have been somewhere around math 240) i concluded that if i write one post a day, as i've already been doing, by monday of next week i should have completed this blogging assignment and have written a total of 10 blogs, thus meeting your standards.! I'm somewhat getting accustomed to my schedule as a college student so thats a big plus, really look forward to improving myself in any aspect of life thats available for improvement, pretty much means everywhere and anything. =p, but especially DISCIPLINE!!!!! I LACK MUCH OF IT=(

Im trying to keep up with 10, so technically this post is; SATURDAY

...=p, yesterdays post was fridays now today is saturday's.(But today is actually tuesday), hehe, im doing my best to keep up with your assignments cause i really want to ace!!!! all my classes..! thats my goal!., and i heard you say that we can accomplish any goaL we want,.. something like that you said!!! (we referring to the class during last weeks lecture i believe..),

 yesterday, monday, was fun.=)., had an appt with a potential client at 4 pm. IT WAS A VERY EXCITING APPT FOR ME.=) I presented him a plan for his retirement goals and its looking really good.=), he has an existing pension plan with CALSTRS*, so i think that might sound a little familiar to you.,=p. I was a bit nervous before the appt though because 1 of the products i presented, a variable annuity, is a product that i haven't "mastered" presenting yet. hehe, im very aware of its function since the material of an annuity is on the series 6 exam, a license that i already have, but the knowledge i have on the product is not as detailed as other products i offer.., thats all., but overall it was very exciting!!!
    oh and my haircut business, saturday was also kinda busy.,,. did omar, ivan, angus, Sergio C from church.=p, juanito, then cirk.
Got some sad news at about 2 am via cell phone, from a close friend/neighbor. He's A very Close friend of mine that helped alot while i was growing up,. He's About 37 yrs old, single guys, and hes very caring.., anyways , his aunt died and he wanted to speak to my mom at that time of the night., sounded like he was crying.=(.., Then Sunday Morning was Church time!!!., My Favorite.!!, ( i promise the more i do this/catch up, these things are going to be shorter!! so sorry again.-_-)

Friday. 2/17/2012

Every Friday is my day off from Office time and , now as of last week, school too.., but anywho, fridays is my haircut day!!!, that means i get to wake up without having to worry to shower or take off somewhere..=p, My only concern is how many missed calls/text messages do i have of peeps that are fiening for haircuts as if it is some type of drug, but come to think of it, its very common and no surprise for young folks being addicted to their focus/attention on how "WELL" they look, their appearance, masking it as if it were some type of drug, A very good drug!!! haha,. i enjoy saying, " calm down foolll!!!, your haircut can wait, its not that important. stop acting like a fiend". then i just go on to say im kidding and schedule an appointment at 12.30. If You are a bit confused Oberman, in case you forgot, I am a barber!!!., My shop is in the garage of my house; think of it as a real shop though, professional equipment (meaning about 6 different clipper machines including shavers), a chair that can rotate on its axis with a hydraulic pump for the super tall folks and super short men, a huge 70 inch mirror, cabinets, and even disinfectants, and other interesting barber stuff without the official state certification SO SHHHHHH...!!!! I also cut hair sat. afternoons after our meeting here at the office in the mornings. lets try to count how many people came this weekend, friday was as follows i think; B&j Galvez, Danny, cans/oscar, steve/chapparo, cuz Johny, David/panda, Bubba, Tio Meno, OscaR h., lenny, jonathan z, then Bruce at about 11 pm (an obvious fiend right, who gets a cut at 11 p.m.!!!), lol , bruce was trying to catch a date with a girl, hes about 30 yrs old living in long beach and down here in the valley & palmdale for partying.! ill post more in a bit!!, sorry for making your job longer..=p!!!

Wednesday Speech 101

Wednesday Morning was my first "assignment" for my speech class!!!!.., Any Guesses What it could have been?!!! A SPEECH!!!!
first 3 min speech describing WHO???? !! MEEE of course , so obvious and routinely for a speech class right?..
i mentioned it to my older bro that i had a speech, and he unsurprisingly described about 75% of the speech i Said, in his own words of course.. IT WAS VERY FUNNY HEARING HIM RECITE MY SPEECH...
My Professsor for speech, MS. LONG, allowed us to use one 5/8 card. I Used up only about 3 lines.,I found it Funny how many students filled the card with info about THEMSELVES, AS IF THEY FORGOT THEIR OWN LIFE/INTERESTS, but i completely understand their stage fright.., since, hey, i stayed up till 4am when class starts at 7.30 a.m. (i'd rather say because of excitement and not anxiety =p)

Non-Sequitur

Got THIS!!!!! I just arrived here to the office. Got an oil change at the Universal City Nissan Dealer, took my Add Slip for my English 101 class to the admissions office =)!!!..-_-(it was really cold waiting outside), then had a quick california roll at Sushi Park in NOHO I believe. All this was from 2.45-6 pm. On my way to the office after Sushi, I was listening to The Frank Pastore Show(TFPS).

    TFPS is the largest Christian talk Show in the U.S. His show this evening had Father Bob Spitzer (a catholic priest), discussing a major issue that is going on right now with the Catholic Church and the Obama Administration. The issue the Catholic Church is opposing is the plan that Obama made to have insurance companies for religious-affiliated charities and hospitals pay for contraception coverage for their employees. I have not been well-informed in this subject, but that is the main point of the opposition that i understood. However, the main point of this blog is not to inform of the problem The Church has, though it may seem to be..=p.., the real reason is due to a quote that father Spitzer said.

   He mentioned a counter-argument that a spokesperson from the administration blurted out. Frank asked Spitzer his opinion toward the remarks said by this person which sounded something like this; " i don't understand whats wrong with this plan/ why the church is upset since many catholic women take contraceptives themselves". Spitzer then went on with his opinion and classified that question/analogy as a "NON- SEQUITUR"..!!! I felt very proud of myself knowing what he meant by that mention of a non sequitur, rather than just ignore that word or possibly not even notice it as i do in most cases when I am unaware of a definition.  .!! I'm very excited of my decision to start with the endeavor of attending College due to the fact that I see immediate gain in knowledge, which was the main purpose of my decision!!.=p.. THANKS ENGLISH 101